Corn and Kabag. Mwahaha.

[currently listenin to: Jason Mraz]

Okay. So dahil finally, wala na akong braces and nakaretainers na lang ako, sinubukan ko uling kumain ng thing na halos 3 taon ko ding hindi nakain.

Corn.

(on a cob ah. haha)

Dahil sa wala akong Physics nung araw na iyon (wala si Ma'am Johnson)...dumeretso na ako sa Star after ng lab. So 3pm pa lang, nasa Star na ako.

Bawal kaya ang masyadong maaga dun kaya sabi ni kuya Guard, kain na lang daw muna ako.Go naman ako. Kain. Hahahahaha

And yun, naisip kong bumili ng corn.  (FYI hindi lang iyon ang nabili ko haha)

Alas, hindi na ako marunong kumain nun. Ang kalat. Hahahaha. Medyo naenjoy ko naman (it could have used a little more salt nga lang.)

But that's not the point. The main thing happened hours after. Hahaha

Corn is a starchy food, and therefore it produces gas. Hahaha

So that night I kinda suffered from intestinal gas/gas pains/KABAG (for short)

Hahahaha

Ang funny lang kasi pauwi, Kuya Gerry kept on patting my back, para daw dumighay ako. (like burping a baby?) And the road na dinadaanan naman was NOT smooth. Baku-bako. That didn't help. Ang sakit kaya!!! Hahaha

It felt like you had too much liquid or something sa loob ng tiyan mo. Kulang na lang tusukin ko tiyan ko with a safety pin para lumabas lahat ng hangin e. Hahaha

Lesson Learned: Wag nang kumain ng corn dahil kakabagin ka. Hahaha

5 out of 34 secrets every woman keeps from her man:

 [currently listenin to: my gentle sobs]

• Even if I insist on paying or splitting the bill on our first date, I'll think you're cheap if you actually let me.
• I start fights with you because I'm feeling ignored. I'm trying to force emotion out of you. Don't retreat into your cave; just give me what I want: some attention. And never tell me to "calm down," unless you want to guarantee that I absolutely won't.
• I'm constantly testing you. I observe, analyse, and judge every action, word, gesture, e-mail and facial expression. When I ask you if you like threesomes, I don't expect you to say, "Yes". If you want me to speak to you again, let alone sleep with you after this conversation, the answer should always be, "Why would I want to sleep with another woman when I have you?"
• I check out your butt every time you leave the room.
• I fantasised about being with you at least a dozen times before we actually first got naked. 

oops...inexit ko na yung window with the site where I got it e. Basta these are the 5 that kinda struck me the most I guess...haha

Autophobia.

[currently listenin to: Lea Michele]

Autophobia. The fear of being alone. It may be from someone or something.

Meron ba ako nun? Hmmm...

Ridiculous, but honestly, I didn't enjoy the field trip we just had a while ago.

Maybe I would be talking about my Hum II field trip some other time. Now, I just want to "release" how I felt just a few hours back.

Obsessed? Maybe. But I kept making glances at my phone. Sometimes, I even hear it ring even though it's not ringing, I feel it vibrating even if it's not vibrating. 

I was just waiting for it to come to life. 

But most of today, it was still.

Ugh. Eka, you shouldn't be like this! This is ridiculous.

But still, I can't help it.

60 things a guy must know.

[currently listenin to: The Fray]

Yes. I found something YOU should...take note: SHOULD..read. Hehehe.

Because it's just soooo true.

60 things a guy must know.

1. Don’t think that just because you didn’t tell us we are never going to find out. (tried and tested, db?)

2. Our friends know EVERYTHING.

3. EVERYTHING said to our friends will be told to us. Guaranteed.

4. No matter what we say, we hate your ex-girlfriend.

5. We check our phones every hour to see if you have replied to our texts, then worry if you haven’t.

6. The fact you might leave us for another girl keeps us up at night.

7. When we’re not talking to you on YM, we’re actually waiting for you to talk to us (in a non-snobby way, we want to see if you still care enough to talk to us).

8. When we act sad, we want you to hug us.

9. Our favourite part of the YM convo is at the end when you say good bye, because that’s the part you say you love us.

10. We actually freak out on what to do during holidays like Valentines Day.

11. We don’t care what our friends think of you, but we do care what your friends think of us.

12. Yes, you might be the reason we failed that Math test.

13. We are very, very scared of scaring you away.

14. We don’t care about what we talk about, just as long as we have your attention for a few minutes.

15. Of course, we do believe the crap we read in magazines.

16. We have mood swings. Get over it.

17. Everytime you’re around other girls, we worry they are better than us.

18. We don’t want to hear how cool your ex-girlfriend/neighbour/best gal friend is.

19. Movies like ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’ depress us.

20. We will move mountains on our timetable if it means seeing you.

21. We compare every other guy to you, and you always come out best.

22. We hate it when you go to discos without us.

23. We hate feeling as if we are like any other girl.

24. Don’t brag about other girls liking you, it just makes us insecure.

25. When we say everything is ‘fine’, it generally means everything is absolutely horrible and we are on the brink of falling to pieces.

26. Don’t just say ‘ok’ when we say we don’t want to talk about it.

27. If you want to know something about us, ask our best friend.

28. If you do not hug us, we will not kiss you.

29. We think you are the best guy in the world.

30. We.Will.Kill.You.If.We.See.You.Slow.Dancing.With.Another. Girl.Without.Telling.Us.

31. We really do want you to stick up for us.

32. Compliments. We love them.

33. Be on time. We will think you don’t care if you’re not on time at a certain place.

34. Whether you say (L) or luv or love does matter.

35. We don’t care if you couldn’t come on that date because of the most embarrassing reason in the world, just don’t lie to us.

36. We like cuddling up to you so let us.

37. Silent Treatment + Short Answers + Not Smiling or Laughing + Evil Looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG.

38. You will be classed in our ‘Hate’ list if you forget our birthday.

39. Do not ask what’s wrong. We’ll never tell you we just want you to cuddle us.

40. You need to tell us what you think of us, we don’t make assumptions (apart from ‘OMG HE’S GONE OFF ME HASN’T HE?!’)

41. Telling us that we are pretty will mean absolute LOADS.

42. Do not make fun of us unless we are in a good mood. As insecure as girls go, we take these things very seriously.

43. If you do end up doing Number 42, you just have to hope we aren’t in a bad mood.

44. Saying something sweet MIGHT get you off the hook. Doing something sweet will ALWAYS get you off the hook.

45. We never forget things. Ever.

46. We over-analyze everything.

47. We over-react to everything.

48. When we are mad at you, we aren’t actually mad at you we just want you to apologize so we can start showing we like you again.

49. Please don’t stand 384931491329403 feet away from us. Even if we are scary.

50. Please acknowledge that when we are online when you sign in, we probably have waited ages for you to come online so please make it worthwhile.

51. We do not care if 50 000 other guys declared their love for us if you never do it none of it matters.

52. We don’t like being used.

53. We like it when you do un-expected nice things.

54. We usually don’t let just any guy make us cry, so if you make us cry, damnnn you must have done something bad…

55. This is the way it works: You don’t give us any attention, we dump you. It is NOT: You don’t give us any attention, we chase after you. Deal with it.

56. We like it when you are protective of us. It makes us feel special.

57. Unless she is a moronic idiot, a girl who truly loves you will love you for a long, long time.

58. When we come back from a holiday and brag about how awesome it was, during the entire time there we were probably thinking about you. A lot.

59. No matter where we are or what we are doing, we really want you to hold our hand.

60. And please for the love of god shut up about how fit other girls are. You know we like you and the fact you do this despite you knowing how we feel is just evil.

MESS.

[currently listenin to: Rod Stewart]

I looked back at the mess I woke up in when I woke up last January first.

Well, it's not so different with the normal mess I have.

I know it's messy, but I know where I put my stuff na pag biglang inayos, hindi ko na alam kung san ko kukunun yung gamit ko?

OY, don't get me wrong, pag tapos ko naman magkalat, nagliligpit ako. It's not permanent mess kumbaga.

Mess ko sa Aliw.

Mess ko sa Star.

O db? Mess talaga. Hahaha. Wala lang. Hindi ko naman bnbroadcast na magulo talaga ako. Medyo lang. Tsaka napansin ko lang siya.

PERO INILIGPIT KO NAMAN YAN AFTER NOH!!!

The next morning, January 1.

[currently listenin to: SILENCE]

The next morning. January 1.

Actually, I got up at around 4am. I washed my face, brushed my teeth, changed my pants.

Then I realized

I was still wearing shoes.

Hahahaha. Ugh. Despicable but funny.

I went back to bed then at around 10 or 11am later that morning, I woke up to that. ^

It's even worse than the usual mess. Hahaha.

Ugh. My NOT So Happy (and sober) New Year.

[currently listenin to: Right Said Fred]

Gahd, This is probably my worst New Year's Eve. :|

December 31, 2009

It's the last night of 2009,

and the first time I got drunk.

Okaaaay. Maybe not that drunk, maybe a little (or very) tipsy.

As in MAJOR HEADACHE.

The world was blurry and it was spinning.

All thanks to 3 glasses of Red Horse

..and some shots of The Bar (yikes!)

This was all for the purpose of finding out my alcohol tolerance.

Well...it's not very high I found out. Haha

I know I was still conscious (kasi may kachat pa ako nung mga panahon na yun, though sabog na ata pagtatype ko nun)

It was something like: 

"Yo usdk now my awas k ep ekee inh  my glas sf u ol asdn  I now I fel e realy tips y u..."

...something like that. (It's hard to stimulate because my words NOW are all being typed correctly since I'm completely sober) Hindi ko na pagtatawanan sina Lina sa ganito. Ugh.

I think my father let me drink all that alcohol because ayaw na niya akong umulit. He wanted me to have a horrible first time so I wouldn't make a habit of it. And yes, he damn well succeeded! Hahaha

I was determined to talk pa to the person I was chatting with e, kaya lang from time to time I would bring my head down and it would feel so good, just lying there and not moving. But I was like, "NO! Must....continue.....typing!! Aaaargh!"

Embarassing, yes (hell yeah!). But it was a learning experience.

Too bad I missed the fireworks though. :(